i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Still dying that you shit outside
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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