We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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