Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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