Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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