i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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