Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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