Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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