found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
