Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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