Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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