I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
we should paint friendship bongs
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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