its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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