That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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