yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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