No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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