I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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