she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I don't deserve a penis
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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