Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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