are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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