I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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