I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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