so that wasnt chicken after all
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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