At least make sure they are 18
Why
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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