Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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