used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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