so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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