i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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