you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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