Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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