hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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