Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We are two peas in an std pod
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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