I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
