I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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