Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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