Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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