BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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