I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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