i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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