JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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