How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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