North Korea, Best Korea!
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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