google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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