ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
