If i come over, it means nothing
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Never underestimate the power of titties
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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