3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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