is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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