Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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