question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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