This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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