what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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