Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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