Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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