I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
