yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The power of my boobs compel you
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
where are my eyebrows?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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